reallyreallyreallytrying:

MAN: hmm? whatsa matter, boy? WHINING DOG (translated): i am demeaned by my very existence. i awake each day chagrined anew at being a dog. my essence has been diluted in service of an idiot. alas

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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unclefather:

redribbonarmy:

amys baking company gets some wild prank calls

Do you have battle toads

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

volanus:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

kathysbrotherssister:

my failed attempt to draw like abby