MAN: hmm? whatsa matter, boy? WHINING DOG (translated): i am demeaned by my very existence. i awake each day chagrined anew at being a dog. my essence has been diluted in service of an idiot. alas
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
Walk a mile in these Louboutins
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO