partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

Tatiana Maslany at the ‘Orphan Black’ Press Conference at the Four Seasons Hotel on April 14, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.

stoned-levi:

jaegerlicioustwilightprincess:

paul4allseasons:

Female Titan Makeup by Florea Flavia

This is the best female titan cosplay I’ve ever seen.

HOW DO THESE KEEP GETTING BETTER

from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

unthirsty:

Leveled up